The home-buying kit that makes agents sweat
Our BBQ sauces use real, natural stuff like it’s the 1800s. Slap it on anything you grill and act surprised when people think you can cook.
no commission
Paying for help is fine. Paying 2.4-2.8% of a house is not. So we left the commission where it belongs — in your pocket.
No percentages
We skip fees that scale with your house price. Same paperwork, bigger number, bigger bill? If it’s priced like a percentage, it’s not in this kit.
no lock-in
No buyer-representation contract. No exclusivity clause. No “sign here and you’re mine until September” hiding in paragraph nine.
No pressure
No quotas. No fake “other buyers circling.” No drama. Just a system that moves at your pace and acts up at the negotiating table.
Choose yourweapon
Why SoloClose
We make small-batch BBQ sauce because big-batch tastes like sadness. We're ending boring BBQ.
STATE-SPECIFIC
No generic checklists. Your state’s forms, deadlines, and disclosure rules, kept current like they owe us money.
REAL TOOLS
Offer builder. Negotiation scripts. Inspection playbook. No fluff. Offers get written, terms get pushed, closings get done — by you.
Oh, This?
$11,900 — the buyer-side commission on a $425,000 home. That’s a whole kitchen. Keep it.
level up
PAY ONLY THE DIFFERENCE
THE ROADMAP
SOLO CLOSERS
K.S. — FIRST-TIME BUYER [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
I CLOSED IT MYSELF. NOBODY DIED. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
You’re gonna see me use it a lot. (@castiron_kyle)
The HeatBros
TURNS OUT IT’S JUST PAPERWORK! [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It was absolutely delicious. (@theheatbrosco)
C.R. — BOUGHT IN [STATE TBD] [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
THE COMMISSION STAYED HOME. IT’S A KITCHEN NOW. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It’s how BBQ sauce should taste. (@captaincooksfood)
T.M. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
Best sauce I ever had...and it's not close.
The kit handled the rest — offer, inspection, close. Why was I about to pay someone five figures for the part I’d already done? [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
J.R. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THE COMMISSION ANYMORE. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It’s still in our savings account. Nobody touches it. It knows what it almost did. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
J.M. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
YEAH… I WAS SCARED OF THE PAPERWORK TOO. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
Not exaggerating — the checklist made it feel like flat-pack furniture, except at the end you own a house. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
K.S. — FIRST-TIME BUYER [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
I CLOSED IT MYSELF. NOBODY DIED. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
You’re gonna see me use it a lot. (@castiron_kyle)
The HeatBros
TURNS OUT IT’S JUST PAPERWORK! [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It was absolutely delicious. (@theheatbrosco)
C.R. — BOUGHT IN [STATE TBD] [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
THE COMMISSION STAYED HOME. IT’S A KITCHEN NOW. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It’s how BBQ sauce should taste. (@captaincooksfood)
T.M. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
Best sauce I ever had...and it's not close.
The kit handled the rest — offer, inspection, close. Why was I about to pay someone five figures for the part I’d already done? [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
J.R. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THE COMMISSION ANYMORE. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It’s still in our savings account. Nobody touches it. It knows what it almost did. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
J.M. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
YEAH… I WAS SCARED OF THE PAPERWORK TOO. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
Not exaggerating — the checklist made it feel like flat-pack furniture, except at the end you own a house. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
K.S. — FIRST-TIME BUYER [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
I CLOSED IT MYSELF. NOBODY DIED. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
You’re gonna see me use it a lot. (@castiron_kyle)
The HeatBros
TURNS OUT IT’S JUST PAPERWORK! [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It was absolutely delicious. (@theheatbrosco)
C.R. — BOUGHT IN [STATE TBD] [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
THE COMMISSION STAYED HOME. IT’S A KITCHEN NOW. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It’s how BBQ sauce should taste. (@captaincooksfood)
T.M. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
Best sauce I ever had...and it's not close.
The kit handled the rest — offer, inspection, close. Why was I about to pay someone five figures for the part I’d already done? [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
J.R. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THE COMMISSION ANYMORE. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It’s still in our savings account. Nobody touches it. It knows what it almost did. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
J.M. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
YEAH… I WAS SCARED OF THE PAPERWORK TOO. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
Not exaggerating — the checklist made it feel like flat-pack furniture, except at the end you own a house. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
J.M. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
YEAH… I WAS SCARED OF THE PAPERWORK TOO. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
Not exaggerating — the checklist made it feel like flat-pack furniture, except at the end you own a house. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
K.S. — FIRST-TIME BUYER [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
I CLOSED IT MYSELF. NOBODY DIED. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
You’re gonna see me use it a lot. (@castiron_kyle)
The HeatBros
TURNS OUT IT’S JUST PAPERWORK! [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It was absolutely delicious. (@theheatbrosco)
C.R. — BOUGHT IN [STATE TBD] [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
THE COMMISSION STAYED HOME. IT’S A KITCHEN NOW. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It’s how BBQ sauce should taste. (@captaincooksfood)
T.M. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
Best sauce I ever had...and it's not close.
The kit handled the rest — offer, inspection, close. Why was I about to pay someone five figures for the part I’d already done? [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
J.R. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THE COMMISSION ANYMORE. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
It’s still in our savings account. Nobody touches it. It knows what it almost did. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
J.M. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
YEAH… I WAS SCARED OF THE PAPERWORK TOO. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
Not exaggerating — the checklist made it feel like flat-pack furniture, except at the end you own a house. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
K.S. — FIRST-TIME BUYER [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer]
I CLOSED IT MYSELF. NOBODY DIED. [PLACEHOLDER — replace with real customer quote]
You’re gonna see me use it a lot. (@castiron_kyle)
